grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
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We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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