She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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