belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
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Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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