Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
i've created a new STD.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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