Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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