So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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