We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
pop tarts are not kleenex
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The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
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Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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