For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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