i jhust puked up my retainher.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
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I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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