Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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