We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
how drunk are you?
Several
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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