So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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