i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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