It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
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