k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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