your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
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Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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