I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
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Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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