Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
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Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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