Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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