ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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