I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
you didnt know i had herpes?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
well, you know. whores of a feather.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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