i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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