we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
false alarm, still single
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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