no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Randomize
