It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
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I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
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It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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