I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
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You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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