is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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