Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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