Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
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I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
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Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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