Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Randomize
