Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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