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so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
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Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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