Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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