I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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