What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
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This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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