it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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