Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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