her vagine was all disorganized.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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