He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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