I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
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The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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