Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing