I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement