is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
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Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
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Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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