Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Do vagina's smell?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Randomize
