Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
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