This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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