the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
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You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
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I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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