Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
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My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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