so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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