Christians are straight up FREAKS
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
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Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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