Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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