: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Be still, my beating vagina.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I wear drunk well.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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