exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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