we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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