we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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