I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
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I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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