i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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